Piece of Advice #45: Don't get a boob job

Breast enlargements are expensive procedures and, as is all surgery, inherently risky.  Additionally bigger boobs are an investment which will yield increasingly diminishing returns and will speed up the coming of that inevitable day when your boobs will turn against you, either by sagging or going cancerous.  Also most women gain weight in their chests anyway, so if you have put on a few pounds - as most of America has - your breasts are probably bigger than they would have been at a lesser weight already.  Finally, sticking saline pouches into your mammary tissue can interfere with your ability to nurse a child - basically the point of having breasts in the first place.

Honestly fake boobs are only good as an attraction/self confidence builder for about 10 years tops, and if you  limit the number of people who get to see you naked, there are cheaper, easier, safer ways to make your figure more attractive - like buying a wonderbra or making an appointment with a good tailor.  Alternatively you could work on making other parts of you - physical or otherwise - more outstanding.

But here is Debrahlee Lorenzana to tell us why getting a (2nd!) boob job is such a smart move:



Dear Debrahlee, here is some free advice: Don't participate in the filming of your plastic surgery adventures, then go out and effectively use your plasticized assets to distract men in the workplace, then file a lawsuit when they fire you for being distracting, then go out and do more publicity touring pretending that your look is just an accident of nature and you can't help being the way you are, and why can't men just deal with it?  Since, after all, there is nothing that says business like DD's squeezed into a tight turtleneck, is there?

In any case, what you had to begin with was good enough if you had worked it appropriately and sought your level.  Now the entire world knows that your ambition in life is to look like a Playboy Playmate and hook a rich husband sucker who will give you the world (until you decide you can do better and move on).  To clarify, however, what makes you think that your rich husband sucker will want to pay in ten years to have those Ziploc baggies pulled out of your chest so your back can stop aching?  Or for the physical therapy/chiropractor visits to fix what your vanity and greed artificially created in the first place?  Maybe he will still want you to look like a(n aging) Playboy Playmate.  I mean, that is what he is paying for, right?  That seems to be the deal you are outlining.

Don't be like Debrahlee.  This is not going to play out for her in quite the way she was hoping.  The fact that she is single 7 years after this surgery indicates that breast augmentation is no magic solution.